Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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