Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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