The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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