doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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