You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
