Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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