sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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