he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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