big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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