Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Help me help you realize you are a moron
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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