worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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