I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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