if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
