worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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