why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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