a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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