video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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