i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I want a musical about memes.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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