I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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