Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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