i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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