I understand Curling. That high.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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