His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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