dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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