Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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