If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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