wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!