he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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