Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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