they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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