Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
tell me about the eggs
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