Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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