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• (214): View more from Texas

  so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina

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  i got awkward and finally asked him what he said

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  he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet

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• (914): View more from New York

  Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.

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• (667): View more from Maryland

  what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad

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• (714): View more from California

  I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare

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