so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare