I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.