whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..