Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

(770): View more from Georgia

I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.

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(661): View more from California

seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome

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(917): View more from New York City

Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?

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(480): View more from Arizona

... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?

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(210): View more from Texas

We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up naked with my work shoes on

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(702): View more from Nevada

he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂

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