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• (516): View more from New York

  whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

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• (646): View more from New York

  You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....

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• (207): View more from Maine

  DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls

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• (561): View more from Florida

  And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..

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