My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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