Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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