I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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