I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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