Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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