you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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