I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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