Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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