shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
do herpes really smell.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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