we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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