the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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