Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just had sex on a roof
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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