I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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