She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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