Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
