OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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