The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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