whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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