Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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