It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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