i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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